Valentine's Cracked Crockett Crop Hoodie
The Brainstorm Crop Crockett Hoodie – Wear Your Chaos (CHICAGOLAND)
This hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s an existential meltdown in cotton. Ever felt like ripping your skull open, this masterpiece is pure unfiltered chaos, stitched together for maximum comfort.
- Oversized fit, because you need space to hold all your grey matter.
- Soft enough to cradle your existential crisis like a warm hug.
- Hood included, for when you want to keep your brain where it belongs—or hide from society entirely.
Slip it on, rip it out, and let the world know your vibe: unhinged, but cozy.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
The Brainstorm Crop Crockett Hoodie – Wear Your Chaos (CHICAGOLAND)
This hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s an existential meltdown in cotton. Ever felt like ripping your skull open, this masterpiece is pure unfiltered chaos, stitched together for maximum comfort.
- Oversized fit, because you need space to hold all your grey matter.
- Soft enough to cradle your existential crisis like a warm hug.
- Hood included, for when you want to keep your brain where it belongs—or hide from society entirely.
Slip it on, rip it out, and let the world know your vibe: unhinged, but cozy.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
The Brainstorm Crop Crockett Hoodie – Wear Your Chaos (CHICAGOLAND)
This hoodie isn’t just apparel—it’s an existential meltdown in cotton. Ever felt like ripping your skull open, this masterpiece is pure unfiltered chaos, stitched together for maximum comfort.
- Oversized fit, because you need space to hold all your grey matter.
- Soft enough to cradle your existential crisis like a warm hug.
- Hood included, for when you want to keep your brain where it belongs—or hide from society entirely.
Slip it on, rip it out, and let the world know your vibe: unhinged, but cozy.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
